HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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