farters have to be the big spoon...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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