Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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