Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Randomize
