He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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