The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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