i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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