jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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