During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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