She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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