Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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