It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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