Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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