what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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