so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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