fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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