Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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