You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
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Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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