I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I need to sanitize my soul.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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