I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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