yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
tell me about the fingering
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