Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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