You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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