So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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