She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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