She is in my trunk
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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