I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize