Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?