I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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