Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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