how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.