Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
if only i could text you this smell
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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