you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Less talking, more tequila
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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