This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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