Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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