I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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