I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.