Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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