I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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