I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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