Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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