Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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