Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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