just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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