why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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