So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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