the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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