im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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