so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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