After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
