How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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